mandriva partner program

hey computer manufacturers listen up; if you ever want to sell me a computer then you better get involved in this mandriva partner program. hello? hello? knock, knock, is anybody home? this means you Dell, Hewlett-Packard, Acer, Lenovo, Toshiba, Asus, and all the rest of you microsoft brow beaten computer makers.
i will not buy a computer with microsoft on it. do you hear what i'm saying? let me repeat that for your deaf ears. i will not buy a microsoft computer. the next computer i buy will either have mandriva linux preloaded or be certified for mandriva. ya'll better get with the program because ya'll ain't getting a dime from me till you do. why can't you make this happen?

mandriva partner program